We can help. You can send us your overweight, podium-robbing toothbrush and we’ll take care of it.
We’ll start by weighing the toothbrush to determine the performance impact it has been having on your program.
We will call you for a detailed consultation. Are you a righty or lefty, scrubber or swirler. We will modify the toothbrush in our state-of-the-art facility, using only the finest tools and workmanship, and apply a European level of finish to that made-in-China toothbrush. We will weigh the toothbrush again to ensure it no longer robs you valuable seconds on the racecourse. We will inspect and comprehensively test the toothbrush to ensure it aligns with your brushing style.
Finally we will package it up and send it back to you, and you can look forward to yellow pennants and podium glory!!!
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